RAPTURE TRUMPETS 🎺 "JESUS + Due Back Any Day!" 🌞 LAUGH-IN Brings You the NEWS 😛 This week's BIG news story is, Jesus is due back any day, and here at Laugh-in we are happy about all the bad news in the world. Because Jesus said, "Blessed are you that weep now, for you will laugh!" -Jesus Take it away Dick! "Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, “Peace and safety,” destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. But you, brothers and sisters, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief." 1 Thessalonians 5:1-4